Piranha 2010

There are a number of fish-featuring horrors, a pretty big boat to fill, actually. And other than Jaws, you’d be hard pressed to find a a more spirited fishy eco-horror than the original Piranha. Joe Dante and John Sayles definitely helped take a quickie Corman/New World Pictures production, what Steven Spielberg called “the best ofContinue reading “Piranha 2010”

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Texas Chainsaw Massacre has so much spoon feeding, you’d think you were at a long-term care home. And that makes sense, as at this point, if this is a direct sequel to the events of the 1974 movie, Leatherface would be clad in adult diapers. Hey, Netflix idiots*, YOU retconned the interceding films. I’m justContinue reading “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”