Not a fan of doll bands (Pussycat Dolls, Goo Goo Dolls, New York Dolls). Or doll horrors. The fact that the best of the bunch, 1988’s Child’s Play* isn’t even a Top 5 Horror movie in the year it was released, is a testament to the tepidness of the sub-genre – and Dolly Dearest is no exception.
A Los Angeles executive, family in tow, heads to an Mexican hacienda to restart the Dolly Dearest toy empire, unearthing blueprints, prototypes, models, etc.
Unfortunately, the structure abuts a Mayan burial ground which an archeologist has been tampering with, unleashing something supernatural pre-credit roll.
If we’ve learned anything from horror, it’s that disturbing grave sites comes with a price, whether it’s Poltergeist, The Shining, Demons, Demonia, and…oh about hundreds of others.
Soon, a Dolly Dearest doll is inhabited by an evil spirit, a la Child’s Play and begins to possess the ad exec’s young daughter and terrorizing the locals, dunking a granny in a laundry tub and zapping her.
Star Trek TNG’s Denise Crosby plays the mom, Sam Bottoms (brother of Hollywood legend, The Last Picture Show’s Timothy) the dad, and Rip Torn is the archeologist.
This one is decently made, and has a dynamite cast, all things considered – and better than Dolly Dearest deserves.
There are some occasionally, ahem, spirited moments in this, but otherwise don’t expect too much.
**3/4 (out of 5)
*The best sorta “doll” film is 1988’s Pin – and as a therapeutic medical dummy, that is not even a doll you play with, so it stretches definitions.