Really Awful Movies

After School Massacre

Mr. Anderson, a guy with a Napoleonic complex of sorts in that he repeatedly quotes the Corsican general — is canned from his teaching job. Welcome to After School Massacre, a title that delivers T&A along with the 3Rs, as the embittered teacher, embroiled in a sexting scandal, starts hunting down his students after first doing awayContinue reading “After School Massacre”

It Came from Outer Space

Meteor meets mine out in the Arizona desert in It Came from Outer Space. Except it’s not a meteor, as amateur astronomers are initially led to believe, but a titanium box structure with a hexagonal hatchway, not unlike the Cannon Films logo. There’s a trail of weird fairy dust leading up to the craft, and somethingContinue reading “It Came from Outer Space”