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The Crazies

Problem: residents of your idyllic burg are suddenly acting crazy and no town hall meeting chaired by the public works commissioner or the comptroller, can fix things. In The Crazies, Timothy Olyphant makes a great town sheriff. He earned his stripes on the show, Deadwood, a town where it was not uncommon to solve pettyContinue reading “The Crazies”

Rob Zombie’s Halloween

Horror franchises, like burger ones, are successful. There is consistency and sameness. And like their restaurant counterparts, most of the time you wouldn’t want to eat there (unless your car broke down on a deserted highway nearby…). There’s not much to distinguish between many gore films other than execution—and we’re talking both director as wellContinue reading “Rob Zombie’s Halloween”