Horror – Page 125 – Really Awful Movies

After School Massacre

Mr. Anderson, a guy with a Napoleonic complex of sorts in that he repeatedly quotes the Corsican general — is canned from his teaching job. Welcome to After School Massacre, a title that delivers T&A along with the 3Rs, as the embittered teacher, embroiled in a sexting scandal, starts hunting down his students after first doing awayContinue reading “After School Massacre”

Monkey Shines

Monkey Shines: An Experiment in Fear proves the null hypothesis that a lengthy run time can tarnish a finished product. That’s especially true in comedy, a shining example (if you will), being the otherwise great The 40-Year-Old Virgin, which could’ve used a considerable trim (albeit not from the monkey in this poster). It’s the same for horror.Continue reading “Monkey Shines”