Category Archives: Black comedy

Two bickering brother kidnappers argue about tea and bugs while at, well, The Cottage. One nebbish (“I don’t like lying!”) and one self-styled tough (“stop whining and sort yourself out”), have kidnapped a blonde hottie Tracy, who’s been knocked out with chloroform and is snoozing in their trunk. After she comes to she head-butts one of themContinue reading “The Cottage”

Over the last few years, the vampire genre has taken a right beating much more damaging than any Van Helsing-type character could mete out. Excluding a couple notable exceptions (Let the Right One In, Only Lovers Left Alive), the nocturnal ones have been sucked dry – metaphorically exposed to sunlight (or literally, as in the case ofContinue reading “What We Do In The Shadows”