Really Awful Movies

The Town that Dreaded Sundown remake

Dire remakes outnumber their capable counterparts by oh, 20:1. So, with that said, it’s worth noting that the mod version of The Town that Dreaded Sundown doesn’t blow like a sad trombone, but in some ways at least, betters the original. When tackling remakes, it’s probably better to reboot something that isn’t overwhelmingly held inContinue reading “The Town that Dreaded Sundown remake”

White Zombie

With croaking frogs, jungle drumming and the mysterious presence of one Murder Legendre, a man whose name alone should’ve raised a few eyebrows (especially if they belong to Bela Lugosi), White Zombie paints quite a picture. We’re on a Haitian plantation and Neil and Maddy are about to celebrate their nuptials. The only thing standingContinue reading “White Zombie”