“Freddy delivers” the poster says. Pizza, or babies? It’s the latter here, as evil as mock obstetrician Cosby turned out to be in real life. Freddy’s not dead in this fifth installment, so you can forget the Curtis Mayfield song. In A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child he’s sprightly and revivified. The SpringwoodContinue reading “A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child”
Monthly Archives: March 2019
Most Likely to Die
This cap-n’-gown horror had us mortar-bored. The title, Most Likely to Die also doubles as a box office prediction, as this is one stinker of a slasher. A group of idiots gathers for a 10-year reunion at the sprawling mansion of an ex-NHLer, Ryan (recently cut by the New York Rangers — thank YOU newspaper headline exposition). Unfortunately,Continue reading “Most Likely to Die”
Really Awful Movies 