Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

With the pacing of a chess match, and the musicality of…a chess match, Sgt.  Pepper’s  Lonely Hearts Club Band is a tough slog, even for us, frequent champions of the terrible. How is it humanly possible to turn great Beatles songs into unlistenable mush? Well, much of the blame lies at the feet of the BeeContinue reading “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”

Scream 4

Sidney Prescott is making a name for herself as the author of a series of books. Her publicist, walking through a lonely parking garage, gets a call. A call from Ghostface. When she asks if she can take a message for her famous client, Scream’s masked assailant warns, “you are the message.” Is this someContinue reading “Scream 4”