The Seamstress commits a cardinal sin off the bat: an entirely useless definition of the commonplace English word, “revenge,” when the film could’ve easily launched with a pithy quote. Or a dirty limerick. Or a factoid. Or lyrics by Tupac. Anything. An unnecessarily talky exposition fest, aided with bad newspaper visuals — the made up Baltimore DailyContinue reading “The Seamstress”
Tag Archives: Supernatural
The Devil Knows His Own
If micro-budget horrors like The Devil Knows His Own are to be “rescued from the dominion of darkness,” [Colossians 1:13] their trailers need to be short, tight and on-point. Bad trailers are sins least likely to be forgiven (and the poster ain’t so hot either). It’s an impressive feat to generate 165,000 YouTube views, but not if theContinue reading “The Devil Knows His Own”
Really Awful Movies 