“Based on a theme park attraction” is second only to “based on a popular video game,” as the phrase mostly likely to have these reviewers sprinting like Usain Bolt —with a boulder bearing down on him in the opposite direction. The Country Bears, though, is one such movie…a project inexplicably inspired (if that’s the word)Continue reading “The Country Bears”
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Friday the 13th (2009)
You’ve gotta hand it to Marcus Nispel. He managed to make two horrible reboots of beloved horror franchises, first, the grungy, awful Texas Chainsaw Massacre re-imaging (if you’ll permit the phrase for something that involved so little in the way of imagination) and then, a few years later, Friday the 13th. While the source material hereContinue reading “Friday the 13th (2009)”
Really Awful Movies 