“Gonna take you to the bank…the BLOOD bank” sounds like it’s straight from the marble mouth of Rainier Wolfcastle, but it can only be one man — Seagal. He’s Hard to Kill. And hard to miss as well. He’s the real “Il Divin Codino,” or “divine ponytail,” the nickname bestowed upon Italian soccer hero of lore, Roberto Baggio. HisContinue reading “Hard to Kill”
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Five Shaolin Masters
Curse those lousy Manchus. Always burning down Shaolin temples and causing havoc. When will they ever learn? Five Shaolin Masters follows the very game efforts by surviving members of the temple ambush to mobilize a fighting force, rout out likely traitors to the cause and take out as many Manchu fighters as humanly (or inhumanly) possible. MonkContinue reading “Five Shaolin Masters”
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