Slumber Party Massacre II

The “driller killer” (pictured here) coos lines like “…got a penthouse at the Ritz, I bought it with my hits!” and “let’s buzzzzzzz!” lights up smokes, chugs wine and shimmies his hips before putting his victims through any more horrors. As Confucius says: “clever talk and a domineering manner have little to do with beingContinue reading “Slumber Party Massacre II”

Nail Gun Massacre

Seldom has a film lived up to its billing. You want nail guns? You want massacres? You want nail guns AND massacres? Well, cut-rate mob-approved contractor, you’ve come to the right place. It’s Nail Gun Massacre. The elevator pitch for this one doesn’t even require going up one floor: Construction workers rape a woman andContinue reading “Nail Gun Massacre”