3 Dead Trick or Treaters

3_dead_trick_or_treatersIn his book, Intuition Pumps, the philosopher Daniel Dennett writes, “being creative is not just a matter of casting about for something novel — anybody can do that, since novelty can be found in any random juxtaposition of stuff — but of making the novelty jump out of some system…”

The Canadian indie horror 3 Dead Trick or Treaters is nothing if not novel. But it’s not a random juxtaposition, like a bunch of banjo players banging out Beethoven’s 9th; the film works within a tradition that goes back, not just in horror, but to the beginning of cinema itself in that it’s free of dialogue. You could call it a silent film, if it weren’t for the wealth of lush and extremely evocative instrumentation — cellos to reverb-laden acoustic to electric plucking and flamenco guitars, violins, and yes, even banjos…And it’s an anthology too. How’s that for juxtaposition?

To the extent that 3 Dead Trick or Treaters succeeds more than it fails, is an achievement given the circumstances…So let’s break it down, shall we?

The Wraparound:

A newspaper delivery guy on a bike, stumbles upon three makeshift graves (hence your 3 Dead Trick or Treaters)…

Fondue:  

Two Kitchener/Waterloo-area teens meet in front of a repertory cinema, then pick up some Halloween accouterments before heading off into the wood, masked, and with “F” markings on their hands. They knock on the door of an abandoned house, and are ushered inside.

Right off the bat, the lack of context doesn’t do this segment any favors. However, the stellar visuals and foreboding tone carry the day.

Malleus Maleficarum: 

The smell of baking cookies in a country home is paired nicely with the horrors of young adults enforcing Leviticus 20:27 and putting a suspected witch to the test: “A man or woman who is a medium or spiritist among you must be put to death…” Easily the best of the four, Malleus Maleficarum fires on all cylinders.

3_dead_trick_or_treaters_filmStash:

This vignette makes wonderful use of fall colors in Southwestern Ontario, as masked trick or treaters make a candy offering to the Halloween gods, and one of them falls short when it comes to his haul, even, horror of horrors to anyone who’s experienced this as a kid: getting an apple.

Delivery:

Two of the most slovenly-looking cops you’ll ever see track down a missing person in the woods. But things are definitely not as they appear.

In Summary:

When anthologies go well, the viewer gets varied bite-sized entertainment, often with a tastily creative wraparound. With lesser lights, there’s the benefit of segments being mercifully short. Either way, it’s a pretty favorable format. But being quiescent on the dialogue front? That’s certainly a challenge! Kudos for the chutzpah when it comes to even trying to pull this off…Torin Langen (Late Night Double Feature) does a mostly impressive job and deserves commendation.

*** (out of 5)

The Abominable Dr. Phibes

abominable_dr_phibesAn animatronic band bangs out Sinatra, and the title character hammers out Mendelssohn on an organ in the peerless  The Abominable Dr. Phibes.(Definitely check out our our 10 Memorable Horror Movie Musical Numbers).

Director Robert Fuest (heretofore best known for the Emily Brontë adaptation Wuthering Heights) creates a little bit of magic on a budget, fashioning a lovely, sumptuous looking film that’s deceptively cheap if you examine it too closely.

And there’s a compelling story to boot: Phibes survives a horrible car crash, with his face hideously scarred. This is soon after the good doctor’s wife succumbs to an illness after nine surgeons try and save her.

That turns him evil.

But instead of launching a medical malpractice suit, Dr. Phibes unleashes some Curse of the Pharaohs biblical vengeance — Boils, Bats, Frogs, Blood, Hail, Locusts, Rats, Beasts, Death of the First Born, Darkness. “Nine killed her. Nine must die!”

“Frogs” in particular is a wonderfully hilarious death scene, whereby a masquerade ball is in full effect, and about which the particulars are a little confusing… No matter, Phibes is deep undercover, and because he’s a diabolical genius madman, he’s got something a little more elaborate in store for one of the docs derelict in his duties…And that takes the form of a mask, but not just any mask…A frog mask with a unidirectional ratchet that tightens ever so tightly when placed on someone’s head. This is second only to Mario Bava’s Black Sunday mask when it comes to horror movie mask deaths…

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And it’s all held together by the towering presence of The Merchant of Menace, Vincent Price as the title doc. In The Price of Fear: The Film Career of Vincent Price, In His Own Words, the late, great actor recalls “it was agony for me because my face was covered with plastic.” But true to form, Price soldiered through saying, “I giggled and laughed the whole time, day and night and the make up man and I were practically married as the make up kept dissolving…”

And the film’s legacy?

The mad Phibes is an evil renaissance man character who’s spawned imitators, both the obvious (Phantom of the Paradise) and the not-so-obvious (Saw — Jigsaw’s hidden key).

**** (out of 5)

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