Really Awful Movies

Raiders of the Lost Shark Giveaway

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, along come weaponized sharks that have escaped from a secret military lab, genetically engineered and programmed to hunt any human within range. There goes the vacation! In Raiders of the Lost Shark, two wildlife conservation officers (or were they security guards? It wasContinue reading “Raiders of the Lost Shark Giveaway”

What We Do In The Shadows

Over the last few years, the vampire genre has taken a right beating much more damaging than any Van Helsing-type character could mete out. Excluding a couple notable exceptions (Let the Right One In, Only Lovers Left Alive), the nocturnal ones have been sucked dry – metaphorically exposed to sunlight (or literally, as in the case ofContinue reading “What We Do In The Shadows”