Really Awful Movies

Empire of the Ants

When radioactive waste containers are dumped into the open ocean, it spells trouble. Soon, one washes up on a Florida beach. In Empire of the Ants, real estate developers are checking out some peninsular beachfront property (this being Florida, the state that gave us the phrase “If you believe that one, then I have some swampland in Florida toContinue reading “Empire of the Ants”

Birth of the Living Dead

George Romero is responsible for re-animating the zombie genre, which has now proliferated to the point that someone should probably kill it. Birth of the Living Dead is a documentary that’s got Night of the Living Dead’s grey matter in its sights, chronicling a time when How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse wasn’t daytime talk show yakContinue reading “Birth of the Living Dead”