Really Awful Movies

Crippled Avengers

The Tian Nan Tigers aren’t an Asian corporate softball team. They’re the three evil villains we’re introduced to in Crippled Avengers (AKA, Mortal Combat and Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms). They’re nasty sorts who “don’t fancy killing women and children,” but do it anyway. Just for sport. They break into wealthy landowner Tao Tien-Tu’s mansion and lopContinue reading “Crippled Avengers”

Kingdom of the Spiders

Don’t let the Promethean poster mislead. There’s nothing epic, otherworldly or sci fi about this one….what a tangled web we weave*. 1977’s Kingdom of the Spiders is actually a preachy creature feature. The legendary William Shatner is an Arizona veterinarian known as “Rack.” (Probably more apropos now since he sports moobs.) Rack** is called by a local, Mr. ColbyContinue reading “Kingdom of the Spiders”