Really Awful Movies

Survival Knife

When you’re dealing with a micro-budget horror, you’ve gotta let a few things slide. However in the case of Survival Knife, things are slipping off the screen. There are so many Dutch angles, it’s almost like we should review this on a 45° slant. We get tilted tombstones, tilted intersections, tilted stripper poles, tilted stairs — and whenContinue reading “Survival Knife”

Surviving a Horror Movie According to your Zodiac Sign

There are several bullshit websites claiming the FBI released a study regarding the connection between propensity for criminal behavior and zodiac signs. However, there are some studies that point to time of birth affecting one’s personality, even if it can’t be ascribed to the bunk that is astrology. For example, Finnish researchers found that novelty-seeking behaviorContinue reading “Surviving a Horror Movie According to your Zodiac Sign”