“five years, my brain hurts a lot…” Five Years, David Bowie Walken in a winter wonderland. The Dead Zone could not only give Die Hard a run for its money in terms of holiday Christmas cheer, but it’s one of the finest (if not the finest) adaptations of a Stephen King novel. True, that’s a bitContinue reading “The Dead Zone”
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The Slumber Party Massacre
In Re-Animator, we had a Man in the Pan. The Slumber Party Massacre has a killer Man in a Van, purloined from his first victim in a parking lot. And that man loves his power tools, a driller killer whose first victim is a telecom worker (given the exorbitant rates we pay for Internet inContinue reading “The Slumber Party Massacre”
