Really Awful Movies

Snowbeast

[CHECK OUT OUR SNOWBEAST PODCAST!] A hulking Bo Svenson in a bowl cut, is somehow more sinister than the ineffectual creature in Snowbeast, a 1977 horror show of a film that takes a minimalist approach to…well…everything. These are some of the weakest special/practical effects you’ll ever see. Promise. As skiers prepare for a tepid winter carnivalContinue reading “Snowbeast”

Cyborg Soldier

Much like R.O.T.O.R., which features a Robotic Officer of the Tactical Operations Research, Cyborg Soldier has an I.S.A.A.C., or Intuitive Synthetic Autonomous Assault Commando. But it’s not as if R.O.T.O.R. is held up as the pinnacle of originality, dismissed at the time (with ample reason) as a cut-rate Terminator or a discount RoboCop. Cyborg Soldier, is aContinue reading “Cyborg Soldier”