Really Awful Movies

Above the Law

In Above the Law, Steven Seagal had yet to really grow into his pony tail, understandable as this was his debut. And speaking of growth, he stars here as Nico, the world’s tallest Sicilian. He’s a Chicago cop from Palermo whom we’re introduced to by way of the war in Vietnam, and what else aContinue reading “Above the Law”

Creature Lake

It’d be tough to go agog over Gitaskog, the original title of Creature Lake. Must’ve been a tough call for the filmmakers. After all, this one’s based on Algonquin folklore and a mouthful like that would certainly stand out, although probably not in a good way in terms of confusion/branding. After wading through a glutContinue reading “Creature Lake”