Zombie Nightmare

Voodoo doo-doo. Zombie Nightmare is a train derailment from start to finish.

A tale of un-dead retribution, this one could’ve been far more impactful if its protagonist  were black, as originally intended. Instead, the production changed, moved up north, and a piece of Canuxploitation birthed.

And what a change.

In the lead, Jon Mikl Thor, a bodybuilder who could bend steel bars with his teeth (sadly, a talent not on display here) best known for fronting metal sword-and-sandal cheesemongers, Thor (check out their Spinal Tap-like sound on Lightning Strikes Again).

He’s a happy-go-lucky jock slugger (Tony), who in true horror form, gets a prologue that shows a pivotal moment growing up. In this case, he witnesses the knifing death of his father coming to the rescue of a rape victim in a city park.

All grown up (mostly) the muscle-bound home run hitter comes to the aid of a burgled shop-keep with a truly terrible Chef Boyardee Eye-talian accent. Young Tony, like pops, meets his maker as a Good Samaritan: a bunch of what passed for toughs in the 80s, drive over him and flee.

Instead of taking the body to the hospital or calling the cops, the shop-keep drives the deceased straight to Tony’s mom’s…lawn….And at this point, mom contacts a Haitian Voodoo priestess to bring Tony back from the dead, so he can exact revenge.

The rest of Zombie Nightmare is Thor’s unimpressive physical specimen replacement (at least when dressed in workout sweats), hunting down the suburban trash who made him roadkill. Where’d Thor go? Who knows? But like Plan 9, he was “Bela Legosi’d” with a stand-in.

The police, which includes Adam West as a Squinty McGee captain constantly chewing on a stoagie, are completely baffled as the bodies pile up. The MO of the killer is vertebrae snapping, so they surmise that the suspect needs to be a big, strong guy (several references are made to Tony’s massive stature, though he looks like he’s likely just north of 6′ in height. Thor’s doppelganger, smaller still).

Also of note, one of the teen thugs is Tia Carrere that “total babe Cassandra” from Wayne’s World.

Extremely odd, too brightly lit, and with ensemble acting about as bad you can get (even for such a maligned genre), Zombie Nightmare is a curiosity that justifiably made its way onto IMDb’s Bottom 100 List.

*1/2 (out of 5)

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Published by Really Awful Movies

Genre film reviewers covering horror and action films. Books include: Mine's Bigger Than Yours! The 100 Wackiest Action Movies and Death by Umbrella! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons.

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