The levee cannot hold, about to be breached by the crushing tide of terrible remakes. “Plug it up” indeed. Carrie (2013) is another dud, another remake, like its ugly spiritual cousin Prom Night, which features a cast of people too good looking, with choppers far too gleaming, to inhabit any high school on this terrestrial sphere. You knowContinue reading “Carrie (2013)”
Monthly Archives: November 2016
Survival Knife
When you’re dealing with a micro-budget horror, you’ve gotta let a few things slide. However in the case of Survival Knife, things are slipping off the screen. There are so many Dutch angles, it’s almost like we should review this on a 45° slant. We get tilted tombstones, tilted intersections, tilted stripper poles, tilted stairs — and whenContinue reading “Survival Knife”
Really Awful Movies 