November 2014 – Page 6 – Really Awful Movies

Night School

If there’s ever an Academy Award doled out for Best Film in Which a Serial Killer is Dressed in Motorcycle Gear well we’ll have Night School, AKA Terror Eyes go helmet to helmet with Nail Gun Massacre. But forget nail guns and killers who’d be the scourge of Habitat for Humanity builds…In Night School, aContinue reading “Night School”

My Fair Zombie

Creatively speaking, the zombie genre is nearly dead. Human flesh as source material is thin gruel indeed and forget The Walking Dead — more like The Talking Dead as that’s basically a soap opera in which a character is more likely to talk your ear off rather than gnaw it. No offense, but we’re the spawn of FulciContinue reading “My Fair Zombie”