Megaboa

When it comes to creature features, some creatures are overrepresented (fish), others under (rabbits, for obvious reasons) in terms of the sheer volume of titles. Hell, sharks represent a cottage industry unto themselves with the dead-eyed killers of the deep even hybridized with other beasts (Shartopus, Dinoshark) to keep the party going and the titlesContinue reading “Megaboa”

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Texas Chainsaw Massacre has so much spoon feeding, you’d think you were at a long-term care home. And that makes sense, as at this point, if this is a direct sequel to the events of the 1974 movie, Leatherface would be clad in adult diapers. Hey, Netflix idiots*, YOU retconned the interceding films. I’m justContinue reading “Texas Chainsaw Massacre”