The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Horror young’uns hear the word “saw” and they envision intricate and inane torture traps that get increasingly more ludicrous with every passing sequel. To hardened horror vets however, the word means one thing and one thing only — the granddaddy of them all, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Much has been said about the seminal 1974Continue reading “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2”

Slumber Party Massacre II

The “driller killer” (pictured here) coos lines like “…got a penthouse at the Ritz, I bought it with my hits!” and “let’s buzzzzzzz!” lights up smokes, chugs wine and shimmies his hips before putting his victims through any more horrors. As Confucius says: “clever talk and a domineering manner have little to do with beingContinue reading “Slumber Party Massacre II”