Creatures from the Abyss

Creatures from the Abyss is an Italian nautical disaster horror – as wild and expectation-defying and royally f’ed up  a creature feature as you’ll ever see. Also known as Plankton (because nothing strikes fear into the heart of a horror fan like microscopic floating protozoa), Creatures from the Abyss begins innocently enough: five friends taking a dinghyContinue reading “Creatures from the Abyss”

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

When a shark plummets to earth, landing in President Lincoln’s sculpted lap, you can’t help but wonder if The Great Emancipator could’ve saved us from this as well. So too, should Sharknado 3 be memorialized. It really is one for the ages, a cynical waterlogged stinker. On this site, we’ve reveled in bad cinema. We’ve been charmedContinue reading “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!”