Two suspender-and-overall yokels watch a hunter get it on with his paramour in the woods. The rustic coitus is interrupted when one of the dim-bulb interlopers falls into a creek trying to sneak a closer look. Welcome to Exploitation Country, Baker County, U.S.A. (aka Trapped). Where do you go after an opener like that? Surprisingly, to theContinue reading “Baker County, U.S.A.”
Tag Archives: Canadian film
The Seamstress
The Seamstress commits a cardinal sin off the bat: an entirely useless definition of the commonplace English word, “revenge,” when the film could’ve easily launched with a pithy quote. Or a dirty limerick. Or a factoid. Or lyrics by Tupac. Anything. An unnecessarily talky exposition fest, aided with bad newspaper visuals — the made up Baltimore DailyContinue reading “The Seamstress”
Really Awful Movies 