Skin Traffik

Jeez, how the mighty have fallen…Mickey Rourke, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Eric Roberts, Alan Ford…Skin Traffik (aka A Hitman in London) features an all-star cast (if this were 1983) and has so much scenery chewing it needs a dental plate. The artwork is Seagal-esque. Not a good sign. But instead of the Pony-tailed Guru of Glacial, the less ExpendableContinue reading “Skin Traffik”

Hunter

Good god, where to begin? Ron Becks is Hunter, serene, Zen overseer of the LAPD’s International Sex Crimes Unit. He has a “sacred spot” in the foothills where he plays a trumpet (actually an overdubbed sax!) and has a “front door” to his home that actually opens into a hallway. How any of these blunders made it past the rough cut isContinue reading “Hunter”