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Above the Law

In Above the Law, Steven Seagal had yet to really grow into his pony tail, understandable as this was his debut. And speaking of growth, he stars here as Nico, the world’s tallest Sicilian. He’s a Chicago cop from Palermo whom we’re introduced to by way of the war in Vietnam, and what else aContinue reading “Above the Law”

Deadly Crossing

Seagal the hoarse whisperer is still in the movie game, for some reason. He should’ve been red-carded a decade ago, abandoning anything resembling fluid movement for eons with respect to martial arts. In Deadly Crossing, Steven is Elijah Kane, and the ethnically ambiguous aikido master is apparently a Cajun Seattle cop. It’s a reprise of the CajunContinue reading “Deadly Crossing”