Don’t Open Till Christmas

There are just too many Santa slashers. So Don’t Open Till Christmas, which turns the tables by making the fat man in felt the victim rather than the perp, is a welcome change. This fraught British production was long in the making and it’s evident in the finished product. But it’s a wild one. TwoContinue reading “Don’t Open Till Christmas”

Primal Rage

“I’m a rageaholic! I just can’t live without rageahol!” Ok, that’s The Simpsons, but speaking of indispensable entertainment – at least as far as readers of this site or listeners of the Really Awful Movies Podcast are concerned – Umberto Lenzi is one of the creative forces behind Primal Rage. As writer, Lenzi’s insane Italian sensibilitiesContinue reading “Primal Rage”