Jeez, how the mighty have fallen…Mickey Rourke, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Eric Roberts, Alan Ford…Skin Traffik (aka A Hitman in London) features an all-star cast (if this were 1983) and has so much scenery chewing it needs a dental plate. The artwork is Seagal-esque. Not a good sign. But instead of the Pony-tailed Guru of Glacial, the less ExpendableContinue reading “Skin Traffik”
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In the Hell of Dixie
“Hear that lonesome whippoorwill, He sounds too blue to fly…” Hank Williams Hicksploitation hasn’t done The South any favors. As far as horror is concerned, In the Hell of Dixie might be the curative, showing that people south of the Mason-Dixon line are more than leering, inbred cousin-f*ckers. The Lizzie Borden artwork telegraphs supernatural, but this one’s all slasher.Continue reading “In the Hell of Dixie”
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