Survival Knife

When you’re dealing with a micro-budget horror, you’ve gotta let a few things slide. However in the case of Survival Knife, things are slipping off the screen. There are so many Dutch angles, it’s almost like we should review this on a 45° slant. We get tilted tombstones, tilted intersections, tilted stripper poles, tilted stairs — and whenContinue reading “Survival Knife”

Phantasm: Ravager

Phantasm: Ravager is light years removed from any of its predecessors. It was meant to be a love letter to the series, but in reality it’s like getting dumped by text. Some have called it “cut and paste,” others, “episodic.” But really, that’s a kind way of saying “incoherent” by people too immobilized by their love forContinue reading “Phantasm: Ravager”