The Terror Experiment

terror_experimentThey both take place on Christmas eve in high rise office buildings but comparisons to Die Hard can end there, as this one is about the shuffling dead.

The Terror Experiment (aka Fight or Flight) is a stock bio-hazard flick, a lifeless (and not just the zombies) retooling of Resident Evil, 28 Days Later and The Crazies.

It’s cheap as all hell to look at, full of oblique/Dutch angles, shaky cam, horrible CGI noxious gas (which wasn’t necessary to induce slumber in this viewer), dismal special effects and the surprise appearance by both Jason London (Dazed and Confused) and Judd Nelson (The Breakfast Club), both of whom are above this, or at the very least, should be.

When an explosion is set off in a federal building, a nefarious government biological warfare plot is exposed by a Thoreau-quoting wing-nut survivalist. A gas is unleashed, which turns to powder and causes “extreme anger and paranoia” by stimulating the adrenal gland.

There was no adrenaline charge here though, as unawares office types scramble for safety and head for the roof amid security lock-downs, while their colleagues turn into zombies and do what zombies tediously do.

The Terror Experiment castMore details of the so-called “F-Squared Project” are released. This includes the presence of a blocker, an inhibitor drug that prevents zombie symptoms that are  hidden in a safe in one of the labs and there are numerous references that will pique the interest of 9/11 conspiracy loons (“if you need to, pull it down” and Building 7 etc.)

There’s also paranoid blather about MK ultra, the CIA’s mind-control program, but more importantly, this is some of the very worst cinematography you’ll ever see, complete with sound-stage blues and grays.

Skip quickly.

*1/2 (out of 5)

Perfect Gift for the Horror Fan

Death By Umbrella_coverSeasons greetings everyone.

If you’re like us, your approach to Christmas shopping is, “need a call from the governor for a stay of execution” — which is to say about as last minute as you can get.

But there’s still time, speaking of the morbid, to order your copy of our acclaimed book, DEATH BY UMBRELLA! The 100 Weirdest Horror Movie Weapons.

In literally painstaking detail, we chronicle some of the weirdest demises in the horror pantheon (and yes, there are two umbrella deaths chronicled between the covers).

Rue Morgue proclaimed that the book has “heart and appreciation within its pages” and LA Weekly says it’s “rich with context and analysis…” With a foreword by none other than our pal, Troma’s Lloyd Kaufman, it’s got killer illustrations and a dynamite cover to boot. We think you’ll really like it.

In short, it’s the perfect gift for the horror fan in your household.

The Podcast…

For those who haven’t had a chance to tune in, EVERY FRIDAY we have new episodes of the Really Awful Movies Podcast. We’re Iron Men when it comes to podcasting, dedicated to uploading new episodes all about genre film, predominately our first love (horror), but also sci fi, action, musicals, silent film, post-apocalyptic wasteland movies, WiP, etc.

In short, if someone in a movie fires a bazooka in a public square, stalks a group of sorority sisters, skulks about in a jungle investigating reports of cannibalism, pats down a bunch of supermodels pre-prison, or drives around in a dune buggy looking to propagate the species, chances are we’ll be talking about it on the show.

Thanks for tuning in.

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