Eaten Alive!

You know it’s good ’cause the title has an exclamation point – Eaten Alive! is a relentlessly exploitative action adventure cannibal movie set in a place known for “crazy religion and the clap.” It’s so exploitative, even finding an image suitable to post here was a challenge. Like all good cannibal movies, this one starts offContinue reading “Eaten Alive!”

The Last House on the Left (2009)

The Last House on the Left remake is a film in two halves: the first, unflinching trenchant horror in the spirit of, and perhaps even eclipsing, the original. The second degenerates into superhuman butcher silliness, perhaps the influence of Wes Craven co-producer Sean Cunningham (Friday the 13th). Champion teen swimmer Mari Collingwood takes off with the family car,Continue reading “The Last House on the Left (2009)”