The enigmatic Poison Clan kept all their secrets hidden behind an iron gate. There, in the confines of a dusty, cobwebbed crypt, five fighters honed their unique kung fu styles: Centipede, Snake, Scorpion, Lizard, and Toad. These Five Deadly Venoms all graduated from the clan. And now it’s time for a wacky class reunion? No. They all abruptly left, andContinue reading “Five Deadly Venoms”
Category Archives: Action Films
Attack Force
Attack Force is a 2006 entry into what we’d like to call “continental Seagal.” In the 2000s, he basically disappeared into direct-to-video Euro purgatory, filming drek in Hungary, Czech Republic, Romania, etc. His movies, which used to be chock-a-block with chop sock, began to backslide. Probably a function of age, Squinty McSquintyface began to delegate some ofContinue reading “Attack Force”
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