Really Awful Movies

I Know What You Did Last Summer

A concoction with unblended bits of The Mutilator, Urban Legend, and of course, Scream, The “I Know What You Did Last Summer smoothie” is drinkable enough…question is, whether it’s good for you. Usually, when a reviewer has zero recollection of having experienced something, there’s a reason for it. Chalk it up to multiple movie-induced FalseContinue reading “I Know What You Did Last Summer”

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

With the pacing of a chess match, and the musicality of…a chess match, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band is a tough slog, even for us, frequent champions of the terrible. How is it humanly possible to turn great Beatles songs into unlistenable mush? Well, much of the blame lies at the feet of the BeeContinue reading “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”