Really Awful Movies

Mountaintop Motel Massacre

Part Tourist Trap, part Psycho, Mountaintop Motel Massacre lacks the charm of the former and the direction of latter. We’re in small-town Louisiana at some roadside dumpy motel (the kind that “steal your towels” according to the late, great Rodney Dangerfield). Our antagonist, Evelyn, is released from a looney-bin and returns to her place ofContinue reading “Mountaintop Motel Massacre”

The Faculty

This one is The Invasion of the BEd Snatchers, as teachers one by one seem to be transforming weirdly at Ohio’s Herrington High. The Faculty teachers have had their mental faculties altered by a malevolent force that’s coming for the students, “hey, teachers leave those kids alone.” The school’s resident nerd, Casey (elfin cerulean-eyed Elijah Wood)Continue reading “The Faculty”