Terror Train

Roger Ebert said this of scream queen Jamie Lee Curtis in 1980: At this point…if she should get a straight role in a conventional movie, she might start screaming and running away from the camera just on reflex.” Eeb sure could turn a phrase but he frequently turned on horror – at best, offering back-handedContinue reading “Terror Train”

Land of Doom

Not so much a Mad Max as a Mildly Miffed Maxine, Land of Doom is set in a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland with an ironically named blonde hero Harmony who groin kicks every antagonist. In a post-nuclear age, this warrior princess (Deborah Rennard, ex of Dallas and…ex of Paul Haggis) who seemingly sports a black thong wornContinue reading “Land of Doom”