Really Awful Movies

Women’s Prison Massacre

Women’s Prison Massacre, AKA, Emanuelle Escapes from Hell is another Bruno Mattei production, the auteur mastermind behind the incredible, dunder-headed take-no-prisoners Strike Commando. It was selected on the basis of the boys here at RAM endeavoring to watch every single film ever made with the word “massacre” in the title. Star Laura Gemser now trumps EddieContinue reading “Women’s Prison Massacre”

Friday the 13th

Kee-kee-kee ma-ma-ma. Kee-kee-kee ma-ma-ma. If I’m ever out fishing or camping and hear those strains, forget calling the park ranger. Notify the SWAT team or the National Guard as Crystal Lake’s most famous son is in the vicinity. But it’s mom who gets top billing over her netminder butcher of an offspring in the first FridayContinue reading “Friday the 13th”