Really Awful Movies

Terminator 2: Shocking Dark

So many questions. First, why set a film that’s predominantly underground, in Venice, the City of Bridges? You might as well recreate a gritty 70s New York hellscape in a suburban Long Island bungalow. And while we’re asking questions, why, if you’re going to do a scene-for-scene remake of Aliens, would you title it Terminator 2 when you’ve only parachutedContinue reading “Terminator 2: Shocking Dark”

Alligator

“He was mumbling some garbage about alligators in the sewer.” Doesn’t this hospital honour patient confidentiality, especially in the case of a prominent police detective? Anyway, with healthcare staffers so forthcoming with all kinds of info, a prying reporter manages to get that juicy tidbit from a nurse as we discover that a giant AlligatorContinue reading “Alligator”