Really Awful Movies

I Am Zozo and Fear Clinic

I Am Zozo Maybe it should be called I am Yoyo, as in Yoyo Ma, because our tale begins with a rather bedraggled cellist Tess, who doesn’t look like she’s ready for the New York Philharmonic. Bow in hand, she’s recounting to a sympathetic therapist (“I was once normal!”) how she came by this sorry mentalContinue reading “I Am Zozo and Fear Clinic”

Nothing Sacred

Not to be confused with the 1937 Technicolor screwball comedy starring Carol Lombard, confusion still reigns in Nothing Sacred. Blonde twin Delilah is in Paris, an Anglophone who develops impeccable French language skills in her motel room after performing a dramatic black arts ritual on her tongue. Freshly Francophone, she wows the woman who runs the B ‘n’ BContinue reading “Nothing Sacred”