Really Awful Movies

Homicycle

A chain-smoking William Castle-esque producer kicks off Homicycle with a funny caveat involving an insurance policy should you drop dead from watching the film (“the policy’s useless if it’s a pre-existing condition!” Ha!) After an auspicious, cheeky start, Homicycle, a loving tribute to the likes of 1985’s Nail Gun Massacre, skids off the highway and itContinue reading “Homicycle”

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead

In today’s cinematic landscape, zombies are about as ubiquitous as the Kardashians, and in many ways, just as irritating (scratch that, nothing is as irritating as the Kardashians.) It seems that every third low-budget horror flick is yet another undead opus, and over-familiarity often breeds contempt. Then along comes Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead. Long goneContinue reading “Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead”