Really Awful Movies

Cannibal Ferox

A stern warning precedes Cannibal Ferox concerning “barbaric torture and sadistic cruelty.” And does it deliver. Like, we’re talking UPS. Everyone’s favorite Roman whipping boy Giovanni Lombardo Radice (John Morghen) who’s been variously drilled, severed and flayed in different films, suffers by far his worst fate here (let’s just say spoiling it would involve keywords thatContinue reading “Cannibal Ferox”

We Are Still Here

Terrible title notwithstanding, We Are Still Here is a not terrible and often very inspired “creepy house in the snowy woods” movie. Like in The Shining, there’s a house with really bad mojo, a blue- collar black guy who meets a grim fate, a creepy bar (Buffalo Bill’s, although here it’s a real establishment) andContinue reading “We Are Still Here”