“The hills are alive with…” No…Wait…it’s the trees. “Of COURSE they’re alive! They are autotrophic organisms. Is now the time for a science lesson?” Evil Dead: The Musical is a lesson on how to make a smart, bloody, high-energy musical that Von Trumps the original show, already a bloody cabin in the woods good time. Speaking of trees, AshContinue reading “Evil Dead: The Musical”
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Skin Traffik
Jeez, how the mighty have fallen…Mickey Rourke, Michael Madsen, Daryl Hannah, Eric Roberts, Alan Ford…Skin Traffik (aka A Hitman in London) features an all-star cast (if this were 1983) and has so much scenery chewing it needs a dental plate. The artwork is Seagal-esque. Not a good sign. But instead of the Pony-tailed Guru of Glacial, the less ExpendableContinue reading “Skin Traffik”
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