Really Awful Movies

Frozen

The great thing about horror is that there’s a fear that resonates with everyone. Jaws famously cleared the beaches by brilliantly capitalizing on both fear of sharks, and to an equal extent, the fear of open water. Frozen looks at that element in its solid form and offers as unique a premise as any we’ve ever seen in a horror film:Continue reading “Frozen”

Xanadu

Warriors, come out so ska-eee-ate? Michael Beck (famously, Swan in The Warriors) plays a roller skating painter who befriends a beachside clarinetist and decides to open a nightclub. That’s the truly incredible premise of Xanadu, made even more incredible by the fact that the seaside Benny Goodman is portrayed by none other than Gene Kelly and the artist’s museContinue reading “Xanadu”