Really Awful Movies

Crucible of Horror

Crucible of Horror aka Velvet House (which sounds like a twee indie band) and The Corpse features Alfred from the Batman films, Michael Gough, as the gruff, abusive Mr. Walter Eastwood. He’s a grim-faced English patriarch who issues edicts to his family down to the nearest minute, about what time they should assemble for dinner. The brute reads private letters addressed toContinue reading “Crucible of Horror”

Lemmy

As the Motörhead tour bus rumbles into another city, the band falls asleep to the bubbly strains of Family Guy on the telly, but Lemmy was no family guy. We find out the band’s front-man Lemmy (who passed away in December of 2015), had two sons. And he had zero interest in meeting one. And he’d only ever metContinue reading “Lemmy”