Really Awful Movies

Death Wish II

Our site’s 5-star rating system can accommodate films that are half-good. Death Wish II is one such film. Of course, that’s an either/or proposition. The film’s half bad too, but nowhere near terrible enough to warrant Ebert’s zero star take. That being said, this sequel is moored to a classic, damn-near impossible to judge asContinue reading “Death Wish II”

Dark Cove

What to do with a body is the quintessential noir set-up. Hitchcock played it for gallows humor in The Trouble with Harry, but it’s a real genre-crosser, a moral and ethical conundrum that greases the wheels of any plot. Enter Dark Cove, a BC-lensed micro-budget horror that powers out of the gate with just such a scenario.Continue reading “Dark Cove”