Really Awful Movies

Killer Party

Viral outbreak/contagion/zombie/the world is going to hell movies are nothing new. Whether it’s Night of the Living Dead, The Crazies, 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Mist or any derivation thereof, films depicting a group of disparate people barricaded indoors whilst something evil from outside comes their way – all the while fighting, colluding, backstabbing and sometimes even cooperatingContinue reading “Killer Party”

The Seamstress

The Seamstress commits a cardinal sin off the bat: an entirely useless definition of the commonplace English word, “revenge,” when the film could’ve easily launched with a pithy quote. Or a dirty limerick. Or a factoid. Or lyrics by Tupac. Anything. An unnecessarily talky exposition fest, aided with bad newspaper visuals — the made up Baltimore DailyContinue reading “The Seamstress”