Really Awful Movies

Phantasm: Ravager

Phantasm: Ravager is light years removed from any of its predecessors. It was meant to be a love letter to the series, but in reality it’s like getting dumped by text. Some have called it “cut and paste,” others, “episodic.” But really, that’s a kind way of saying “incoherent” by people too immobilized by their love forContinue reading “Phantasm: Ravager”

Cannibal Holocaust

What can you say about Cannibal Holocaust that hasn’t already been said? It’s certainly among the most gruesome, savagely unrelenting and uncompromising films of all time. And they should’ve compromised, at least with respect to the animal abuse, which is absolutely inexcusable. Since much of this non nutrient-rich jungle topsoil has already been covered, it’s worthContinue reading “Cannibal Holocaust”